Jaya Ballard and Company, LLC

[eunhathes]

Jaya Ballard and Company, LLC
eunhathes Build - 63 Cards

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\\ Creatures - 15 //
4x Kris Mage
4x Frostwielder
4x Vulshok Sorcerer
1x Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
1x Jeska, Warrior Adept
1x Latulla, Keldon Overseer

\\ Other Spells - 18 //
4x Incinerate
4x Lightning Bolt
4x Glacial Ray
4x Browbeat
2x Pyromania

\\ Artifacts - 6 //
3x Crucible of Worlds
2x Howling Mine
1x Skyship Weatherlight

\\ Lands - 24 //
20x Mountain
1x Hammerheim
1x Shivan Gorge
1x Dark Depths
1x Boseiju, Who Shelters All

\\ Sideboard - 15 //
4x Burnout
4x Pyroblast
4x Cryoclasm
3x Shattering Pulse[/size][/quote]

Sign up today for high adventure and great times with the Task Mage herself, Jaya Ballard, and her company of womanly adventurers. Don't get them confused for those dainty angels, however. These women will kick you in the teeth from clear on the other side of Terisaire.

The idea here is to never, ever run out of things to be throwing at you opponents. That, and lovely red women (even Latulla. I guess she's a woman). We see the ever flexible Kris Mage, prepared to throw Mountains on people. Jaya, their collective teacher, is known for throwing Hammerheim on people, though. Jeska leads the secondary team of Frostweilders and Sorcerers in their training. Her distant cousing, Tim, made no comment on her when we asked, but we think he's proud of her and her troops. Latulla, is the right hand (wo)man to Jaya, being able to place Fireballs on top of her enemies's heads.

In addition, their repetoire of spells is formidable. Including lightning, ice, and fire, their spellbooks are filled with Pyromania scribbles and and Browbeat-en records. Even their arsenal is equipped to handle their reckless and wild fighting style, carrying Crucible of Worlds and Howling Mines. If that weren't enough, you can get the whole crew together with the Skyship Weatherlight. Fresh from a war in Rath, the ship is ready to gather the people you need to bash your opponent's head into submission.

And remember kids, if it ain't fire, don't play with it.






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"Move over, Gleemax. I'm coming for you next." -Jaya Ballard

[celest]

One question...

What about Jeska?

[eunhathes]

What about her? Second to last creature listed... She's hot too.

[celest]

yeah shes in the list but what about the speech?


just kidding. This should prove to be interesting.

Only you, Eun. Only you.

[artemi]

Only two Howling Mines? That seems a two to low if you plan on powering the Spellshapers each turn. Also, no Desperate Rituals/Seething Song? It provides accelration, helps Latulla and Jaya, AND can be pitched to the ladies if you if need it. And Glacial Ray? There are better burn spells, espically with no Arcane to Splice.

As for the deck in general... Jaya and a group of other honorary Task Mages? Yay! Hot (and one Cold) ladies for hire? Sounds good to me... *laugh*

[alexander]

Well, I am not much of a red expert, but I do no that most red Wizards, MOST, like to play with fire or those annoying Goblins. Looks like a pretty good deck of cards there eunhathes.